Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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