people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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