I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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