You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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