A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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