Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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