i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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