I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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