Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just found puke in my bra..
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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