They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Sacagawea was the original milf.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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