Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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