The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Can you bring me the toilet please
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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