She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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