the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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