dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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