I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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