Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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