Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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