so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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