i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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