Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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