Non-Jews are for practice
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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