I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I still have a little drunk in my system
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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