And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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