Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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