I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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