He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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