You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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