great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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