doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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