I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
God, I missed his penis.
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