He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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