He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You left your phone here
Wait...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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