oh god the rape fog is back!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
