Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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