youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
being pregnant is like rehab
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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