Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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