did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
