she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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