I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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