I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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