I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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