capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
There are leaves in my underwear?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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