I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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