Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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