it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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