new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Bring me that man meat
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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