forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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