guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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