I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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