is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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