and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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