i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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