I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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