Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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