how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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