I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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