I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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